1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 Oh, it's Christmas. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:08,780 Let's have a wonderful Christmas time. 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,240 Spirits rising, it's party time. 4 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:19,540 The following special is intended for retailers only. This special is not 5 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:20,780 intended for the general public. 6 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:25,600 Well, we're doing all we can. 7 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,620 If he's a fighter, he'll have a chance. 8 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,360 That his body has been through hell. 9 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:35,520 But we'll try everything we can, Doyle. 10 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,220 Jennifer, come here. 11 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,960 Please, Jennifer, come here. 12 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,400 Come on, Jennifer, come here. 13 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,530 The crimbus holidays are coming, yes? 14 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:09,890 Do you want to hear my favorite crimbus story? 15 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,750 It's all about the Tim and Eric. 16 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,610 Awesome show. 17 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:20,830 Great job. 18 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:22,470 Crimbus special. 19 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:25,450 Now available on DVD. 20 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:32,490 It all began one night on the crimbus stage. 21 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:42,650 It's the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Crimbus Special. Now available on 22 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:43,650 DVD. 23 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:45,630 Starring Tim and Eric. 24 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:47,870 Featuring Carol and Mr. Henderson. 25 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:49,310 James Quall. 26 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,610 Terry Green. 27 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:52,170 Dr. Steve Brule. 28 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,530 Winter Man. 29 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:57,030 Pierre. And the Tim and Eric Dancers. 30 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:05,280 And now, please welcome to the stage, Tim and Eric. And there's all our 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,619 We're almost there. 32 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,620 Hi, everybody. 33 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:12,040 Happy Krimbus, everybody. 34 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:15,960 Happy Krimbus. I'm so excited for all my Krimbus gifts this year. 35 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:19,220 Ooh, I can't wait to find out what I got inside my Krimbus bush. 36 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,780 What am I going to get? 37 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,480 What the heck am I going to get? 38 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,800 What am I going to, what am I going to, what am I going to get? 39 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:29,200 What am I going to, what am I going to, what am I going to get? 40 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,260 What's he gonna get? Gotta keep it trimmed and wet. 41 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,760 What's he gonna get for Krimbus? Gotta keep it trimmed and wet. 42 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,800 What's he gonna get for Krimbus? Gotta keep it trimmed and wet for Krimbus. 43 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:03,660 What's he gonna get in his Krimbus bus? 44 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,580 It's the season of getting. It's the season of fear. 45 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:15,660 Everybody gather round the bush this year. It's the season of getting. 46 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,420 It's the season of fear. 47 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:20,880 Everybody gather round the bush this year. 48 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,120 Come on, everybody. 49 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,280 Let's have a dance party. 50 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:46,620 Now this is nice. 51 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,480 Pretty good, huh? 52 00:03:57,140 --> 00:04:03,360 Winter man is coming through the forest down to his crimbus cave inside the 53 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:10,100 woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your crimbus 54 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,100 bush. 55 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,220 What am I gonna get? 56 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,640 Fuckin' bugs! What am I gonna get? 57 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,320 Fuckin' bugs! What am I gonna get? 58 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,540 Fuckin' bugs! 59 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:06,350 show great job crimbus special so good to be here hello hey you know what eric 60 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:10,210 i'm already having a good time i hear you tim there's no better way to spend 61 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,550 crimbus holiday than singing and dancing with your loved ones and all your 62 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:17,050 friends yeah i wish we had some kind of digital memory of this wonderful night 63 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:23,410 what do you mean like a computer print out of the script well not exactly it's 64 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:27,670 as if we had recorded the whole thing on video and saved it onto some kind of i 65 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:29,170 don't know a disc 66 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:33,010 That sounds too good to be true, Ted. 67 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:34,730 Hi, 68 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:36,930 guys. 69 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:42,590 Who are you? 70 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:46,290 I'm a DVD monster, but you can call me DV. 71 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:47,850 Hi, DV. 72 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:49,670 Hey, nice meeting you, DV. 73 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:51,290 Happy Crimvus, DV. 74 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:56,850 Did you know that this amazing TV special is now a DVD? 75 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:04,850 News, news. That's going to be one of the greatest DVDs on the market. Tim, 76 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,170 a crimson miracle that this DVD even exists. 77 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:26,530 Retailer, is your store prepared to handle 100 DVDs of the Tim and Eric 78 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:27,530 Show Crimpa Special? 79 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:32,150 Cinco factories are burning DVDs fast. One of the greatest crimpa specials of 80 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:36,450 all time can now be yours. Order your pallet of 100 DVDs or more and receive 81 00:06:36,450 --> 00:06:40,790 this special end cap featuring Cinco's Lulling Spray. Cinco's Lulling Spray 82 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:44,210 safely lulls your customers into buying this must -have DVD. 83 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:49,210 Plus, if you order now, you'll also receive this bonus feature, the complete 84 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:51,930 Crimpa's Carol, starring Carol and Mr. Henderson. 85 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,790 Hey, piggy, piggy. 86 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,049 Hi, Mr. Henderson. 87 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,430 Whoa, how many breakfasts do you have this morning, huh? 88 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,959 Just one. 89 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,480 You look like a big atom bomb. 90 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:02,780 Yeah. You know what I'm going to do with you this weekend? 91 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:07,780 Get it all mapped out. I'm going to tie you up, get you in my barn, let the 92 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:11,780 animals have at you for smacking the mouth with my whip. 93 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,960 Okay, pay, pay, pay, pay. Thank you, Mr. Anderson. Thank you, sir. 94 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,560 Hoi, hoi, hoi. Happy Christmas Eve, my darling, my sweet. 95 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:26,340 Got a little low -fat breakfast for you here. Going to help you start the day 96 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,850 right. It's not even. 97 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:30,510 You've got to find the center. It's not balanced. 98 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:34,830 I don't know where... Mr. Henderson, I'm really not hungry and I'm not in the 99 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,490 mood. But you have to try some of these berries. I just picked them from the 100 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,910 garden. They're full of vitamin D. 101 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:40,650 Just lick one. 102 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,250 That's my girl. 103 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:45,609 Any more? 104 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:47,010 No. Thank you. 105 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:48,730 I'll let you get some more rest, hon. 106 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:51,210 You take care. Anything you need, you just ring a bell. 107 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:55,290 I wish I had my old Mr. Henderson back. 108 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,970 I don't love him anymore. 109 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:07,950 I don't want him anymore. 110 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:12,090 Unless he spits on my face. 111 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,650 Treat him like I bless his face. 112 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,320 We'll be back with more of A Krimpus Carol. 113 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,480 It's Brule's Rules with Channel 5's Dr. 114 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,700 Steve Brule. 115 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:50,440 Oh, hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Here to remind you of the rules of Krimpus. 116 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,240 Rule number one, 117 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,240 the winter man's not happy unless you eat a pound of hair in the year. 118 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,880 If you don't want to eat it from your head, have hair from the other parts of 119 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,809 your body. 120 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,830 Just reach down by your dingus and pour it. 121 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,430 There's a chunk. 122 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:15,410 But everyone knows you have to eat your fair share of hair or the winter man 123 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,410 doesn't come. 124 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,130 Bring it here. 125 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,070 Happy Krimbus. 126 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:27,610 Hope you're enjoying the show. 127 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,090 We'll be right back. 128 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:36,330 We now return to the Tim and Eric Krimba special. 129 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,530 Hi, and welcome back to the Krimba show. 130 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:39,950 Welcome back, everyone. 131 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:42,350 Say, Tim, what are you up to today? 132 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:45,410 Well, Eric, I'm actually going to be seeing Ben -Hur. 133 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:46,630 Ben -Hur! 134 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,330 I love Ben -Hur. I would love to tag along. 135 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:53,310 Sorry, Eric, I'd like to spend a little bit of one -on -one time with old Ben. 136 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:56,310 Oh, no. 137 00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,610 Tim, please. 138 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:02,130 I want a cup. 139 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:05,570 Well, the truth of the matter is, I'm also going to be doing some crimbus 140 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:06,950 shopping for my best friend. 141 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:08,230 Who, me? 142 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,230 Who, 143 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:11,630 me? 144 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,690 Who, 145 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:15,070 me? 146 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:17,390 Okay, 147 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:21,450 in that case, have a great time, Tim, shopping for your best friend. 148 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,830 Adios, muchacho. 149 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,090 Start the thing. 150 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,970 Ah, nothing better than taking a stroll through the big city. 151 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,990 Ah, Ben -Hur. There you are, right on time. 152 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:54,230 Hi, Ben -Hur. 153 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:56,730 Happy Krimbus. Happy Krimbus to you. Stop it. 154 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,530 What is it that you've been doing? 155 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:03,930 Well, I'm out here trying to do some Krimbus shopping for my best friend, 156 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,430 But I just don't know what to get him. 157 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,030 Hmm. 158 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,610 Why don't you get him some panties? 159 00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,430 Panties sound like a great idea. 160 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:16,670 I could wear those panties under my manly underwear and nobody would know. 161 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:20,830 Or you can get him the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. 162 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,270 Great job. 163 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,510 Crimpus DVD. 164 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:27,490 I have a good time putting those panties on, putting them over my head. 165 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,350 Sorry, Ben, I didn't hear your last suggestion. 166 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,730 You know, the panties would be a great idea for me, but I don't know so much 167 00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:34,669 about for Eric. 168 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,810 I've got to find him the greatest crimbus present ever. 169 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,770 So I'd better get back to my shopping. Great running into you, Ben. 170 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:45,530 Come on, coat, move the thing. 171 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:50,730 We'll be back with more of the Tim and Eric Crimbus Special. 172 00:11:56,210 --> 00:12:00,520 Hi. I'm the actor Terry Green. I have a very important announcement to make. The 173 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:04,780 DVD that you've been watching has just been given the Terry Green seal of 174 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,780 approval. 175 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:39,670 Previous recipients of the Terry Green Seal of Approval have been Stephen 176 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:41,950 Studies Fort Lauderdale starring Terry Green. 177 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:43,750 Definitely see him in here. 178 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:45,630 Feminine POV. 179 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:48,230 You need to tell your horse to show you some more respect. 180 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,170 Take a picture of this one. 181 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,070 Hoses starring Terry Green. 182 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,810 What part of Don't Touch My House Hose don't you understand? 183 00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:01,170 Here to accept the seal of approval is Executive Vice President in charge of 184 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,570 and Eric's sales, Dundor. 185 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:12,920 I'm just happy to receive this. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it. 186 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,920 It's a great honor. I'd like to thank my family. Trumpets! 187 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,820 No, didn't do it again. 188 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:24,020 Boater! When I put the wreath of dawn door, you do the trumpets. I don't have 189 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,720 trumpets on cue. 190 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,140 Trumpets. 191 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,720 We now return to... 192 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,780 A Krimpus Carol, starring Carol and Mr. Henderson. 193 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:42,300 We're on this Pana Paxil stuff, and they say do not drink red wine with it, but 194 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,700 what could a couple glasses do? 195 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:48,760 Hey, did I tell you what Carol allowed me to get myself for Krimpus this year? 196 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,280 Can I tell him? Oh, boy. 197 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,880 A new guillotine. 198 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,260 Hmm? 199 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,520 She's a beaut. Really great. 200 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,420 This is my seventh, but she's the best. I'm calling her Nancy. 201 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,020 I'm bummed with it. 202 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,480 Look at that bad boy. 203 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,740 Hmm? 204 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,080 Isn't that a beaut? 205 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,560 And to you, I tell you what, she has changed my life. I admit, you know, and 206 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,180 Emil, I might owe you an apology. I used to be a real son of a bitch. It's true. 207 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,980 I have become a different man. 208 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,680 I love myself. I love my body. 209 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:24,900 I got a priority on the list that I keep in the back of my head. 210 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:30,900 My wife, my ghillies, and my beautiful bee garden. 211 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:41,260 So, I say we raise a toast to my wife, Carol Henderson. 212 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,740 I love her to bits. I want to kiss her on the lips. 213 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,740 Happy Christmas, guys. Thanks for joining us. 214 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:50,780 Mmm, hot wine. 215 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,760 Mmm. All right. 216 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,200 Take it easy. 217 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,140 Okay. Bon appetit, huh? 218 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,080 Anyone have a slice here? 219 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,420 Have a bite. 220 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920 Like this. 221 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 You like that? 222 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,600 You like me now? 223 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,960 She hasn't eaten all day, so I think we're all a little hungry. 224 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,300 Emil, you're paying for this, right? 225 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,380 You like this? 226 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,720 No worries here. 227 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,480 You like me now? 228 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,620 You like that? 229 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,300 You like that? All right, hon. 230 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600 Sweetheart, come on. 231 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,920 That's enough. 232 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,160 Come back. 233 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,320 That's it. 234 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,360 That's my little girl. 235 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,620 She's all right. 236 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040 My apologies. 237 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,079 Hey, everyone. 238 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,600 Who's in the mood for some laughs? 239 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,920 What do you mean, like this? 240 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:17,980 No, 241 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,240 you dummy. I'm talking about the laughs from a professional comedian. 242 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,860 Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the crimbus comedy of 243 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,940 James Caul. 244 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,349 Mary Krimbus, ladies and gentlemen, this is James Kroll. 245 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:16,430 Krimbus is the season of receiving. 246 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:20,869 I hope I don't receive coal in my underwear this year. 247 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:29,530 And home prices, no, home sales, actually. 248 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,530 Yeah, home sales have hit a new low. 249 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:34,010 Now, this is just a wild guess. 250 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,970 What kind of baked beans do you like, James? 251 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:38,890 Oh, that's right. 252 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,270 Well, 253 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:51,650 Boston baked beans. 254 00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:58,750 A lot of them can be found frozen before anybody even puts them in a freezer. 255 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,720 Boston baked beans, of course. 256 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,980 How about your classic pizza joke? 257 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,220 That's right. 258 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:14,940 One of the things that you can get from Time Time is pizza, which will help keep 259 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,260 the pizza places in business. 260 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:26,640 And let's not forget about that old crimbus carol. The crimbus bash, the 261 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,420 bash, all line up to get your style. 262 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:38,260 All right. 263 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:39,860 Okay. 264 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Okay. 265 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,770 Happy crembus. 266 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,090 Thank you. 267 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,830 Oh, perfect. 268 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:28,270 And for my first wife, happy crembus to you. 269 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:38,930 Oh. 270 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,230 What's the matter? You don't like it? 271 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:46,770 No, it's not that. It's just that I'm so hungry. 272 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,120 I wish there was food inside the animal. 273 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,400 Hired of this happening to you every crimpus morning? 274 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:59,540 Sure. Then this crimpus, show your loved one you really care with the Zinco 275 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,540 Pasta Bear. 276 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:06,800 The Zinco Pasta Bear is a handcrafted stuffed teddy bear filled to the brim 277 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,800 fresh Italian -style pasta. 278 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,620 Simply boil the bear overnight. 279 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:16,700 No problem with that. The boiling helps ensure that all parasites and viral 280 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,220 diseases have been destroyed. 281 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:23,700 Then dry out your crimpus bear with a germ -resistant rag. 282 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:27,760 Next, place the bear in a microwave oven for 45 minutes. 283 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,940 The microwave heats the pasta and kills any remaining bacteria or germs. 284 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,340 Then, using a hunting knife, cut open the bear to reveal the pasta. 285 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,900 Using your eyes, double -check to make sure no insects or insect larvae 286 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,160 before eating. 287 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,040 Finally, throw away the bear to avoid the spread of disease. 288 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,380 And ta -da! 289 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,780 Dinner is served! 290 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:10,870 It's the perfect gift for Krimbus. Order yours today? 291 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:26,890 The Cinco legacy continues. 292 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,670 We'll be right back with more of the Tim and Eric Krimbus special. 293 00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,770 I don't really remember what happens next. 294 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:46,610 Oh, heck, it's coming to me. 295 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,270 Hold on a minute. 296 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:53,810 We now return to the Tim and Eric Crimson special. 297 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,490 Hey, Eric, what are you doing here? Tim, I'm waiting in line to see Winter Man. 298 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,810 No, duh, eh? 299 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,240 No, the joke can't be people laughing at me because it will suck. 300 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,060 Tim, it's okay. I'm just so excited to see Winter Man and tell him what I want 301 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,900 for Krimbitz this year. In fact, I'm going to sneak in the front of the line 302 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,980 right now. Excuse me. 303 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440 Emergency! 304 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,360 Winter Man! 305 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,280 Hello? 306 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,080 I want a gravy boat. 307 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,920 I want a pasta there. 308 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,720 I want my own website. 309 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,680 Mostly to post nude pictures of my family. 310 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,300 Share them with my close friends. 311 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,840 I want a wet friend kit. 312 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,000 Wait a second, Winter Man. I have a problem. 313 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:07,420 I just don't know what to get my best friend Tim for Krimbus. 314 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,920 Nonsense. Krimbus is for receiving. 315 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,180 What does it matter? 316 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:14,870 Well, it's very important to me. I want to impress him. So what does he like? He 317 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,910 likes home entertainment at a reasonable value. 318 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:21,270 He loves the Krimbith Holiday and really enjoys musical specials. 319 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:25,990 You should get him the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Krimbith Special 320 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,750 How about a can of fish? 321 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,490 I have to think about that one. 322 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,620 We now return to A Krimpus Carol. 323 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,040 That's better. What can I say? 324 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:01,380 Done it again? 325 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,540 What was that, my honey pie carol there coming down? 326 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,480 Yeah, it's me, Mr. Henderson. I'm looking for a light bulb. 327 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,160 Boy, the beautiful G I got here. 328 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,420 Yeah, it's really nice. 329 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,500 I'm sending you kippin'. 330 00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,990 Boy, your feather vest is really coming in handy, by the way. You know, I can't 331 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,030 find these light bulbs anywhere. 332 00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:23,110 Well, try the storage bin there. Hey, listen, if you're going to make an egg 333 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:25,490 salad sandwich, I'd love to have one of my own. 334 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,510 Sure, whatever you want. 335 00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:31,410 You know, Carol, I love these guillotines, but not as much as I love 336 00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:33,250 dear. I do love you. 337 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,060 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Your head got caught in one of these. 338 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,239 Oh, boy. 339 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,440 Your head be rolling down. 340 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,480 This is a beautiful view. 341 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,060 Couldn't poke in that beautiful view of wood like this. 342 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,600 Well, I tell you what, can you imagine getting your head cut off in one of 343 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600 geese? 344 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:30,620 I'm so sorry, Mr. Henderson. 345 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,360 I never meant to hurt you, sir. 346 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,360 I just wish you would show me some more disrespect. 347 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,120 Treat me like a pig. 348 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,640 I miss that. 349 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:43,980 I'm sorry. 350 00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,130 Well, happy Christmas, Mr. Henderson. 351 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,450 I want to take a closer look at that bandage. 352 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,550 Larry? 353 00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:54,530 You're dead. 354 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:59,290 I was at your funeral. I saw you buried. 355 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,150 No, I'm Gary. 356 00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:05,790 I'm Larry's twin brother. I work as a nurse here in the hospital. 357 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:07,390 Oh, okay. 358 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:10,550 Oh, you must be Carol. 359 00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:12,270 Yes, that's me. 360 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:13,870 Say, uh... 361 00:26:14,190 --> 00:26:16,810 Are you as nasty a whore as Larry used to tell me? 362 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,509 I don't know. 363 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,230 Why don't you stand up? Let me take a look. 364 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:24,850 Whoa! Very nice. Let me see that. 365 00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:28,230 Whoa, you are one big, weird eggplant. 366 00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:30,030 You are disgusting. 367 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,030 What is that smell? It's like a trip to the sewer plant. 368 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,510 If this were any nastier, I think I'd have to throw up all over your back. 369 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:40,870 I would like that. Yeah, would you? I'd like to see a little Larry lunch in your 370 00:26:40,870 --> 00:26:41,809 hair. 371 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:42,810 Don't worry about him. 372 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:43,870 He'll be fine. 373 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,850 You know, you're like some big, dumb, filthy dope. 374 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:51,290 Yes, sir. I'm going to take the dirty carrot and put it up your horse hole, if 375 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:52,089 you know what I'm saying. 376 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,390 I'd like that. You'd like that a lot, wouldn't you? 377 00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:56,910 I've never seen anything like it. 378 00:27:39,710 --> 00:27:41,730 I hear the food here is supposed to be wonderful. 379 00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:43,270 I'm looking forward to it. 380 00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:46,790 I'm glad we're finally able to have this double date. 381 00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:50,050 Kent, you were really right about how beautiful Susan is. 382 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:51,330 You betcha, Rudy. 383 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:57,470 Susan, you have that ray of sunshine to you on a bright blue sunny day. 384 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,110 That's for sure. And you're looking pretty good too, Kent. 385 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,070 Rudy, you're looking handsome yourself. 386 00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:12,640 Oh, there was a small incident at my house earlier. 387 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,200 But I recovered from it. He did just great now. He's doing fine. 388 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,120 Mimi wants some chicken. Here comes the food. Oh, right on time. 389 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,500 Me so hungry. 390 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:31,260 Bon appetit. 391 00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:52,870 What's the matter, Kent? 392 00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:56,210 The fork. It's too dangerous. You're going to poke yourself with that thing. 393 00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:58,610 Well, how else am I going to eat my food? 394 00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:03,490 Simple. Use a single food tube. Single food tube. The new and easy way to eat 395 00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:06,590 restaurant food. It's easy. First, your teeth are removed to make way for the 396 00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:07,489 form -fitting tube. 397 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:10,450 You don't want your pearly whites getting in the way of the tube. Hold on 398 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:11,450 second, Kent. 399 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:13,930 You've got a beautiful set of chompers in your mouth. 400 00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:15,130 Wonderful pearls. 401 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,010 These are dentures. 402 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,650 Didn't hurt a bit when they pulled my teeth out. 403 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,360 Then the tube is fitted into your mouth and throat. 404 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:31,700 They have to cut it to size so that it reaches right into your stomach. 405 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,360 Ah, right on time. 406 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,060 Now, your table is told to make way for the tube and the food processing 407 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,060 chamber. 408 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,080 Make sure the holes are all lined up. 409 00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:46,900 Now, the food is placed in the food processing chamber where it is mixed 410 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:47,900 the softening cream. 411 00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:52,950 The food processing chamber has a high -speed blender built in. Sounds like 412 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:55,690 softening cream has a partner in crime, huh? You said it, Rudy. 413 00:29:56,090 --> 00:29:59,210 Next, you've got to numb them gums with Novocaine, or you're going to feel that 414 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:02,690 harsh tube against your gums. Now all you have to do is slink that food tube 415 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:03,690 into your mouth. 416 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,430 See, I'm already finished with my meal. Wow, what a great tube. It sounds like 417 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:22,429 the plan for me. 418 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:23,430 Mimi, I'm a tube man. 419 00:30:23,630 --> 00:30:25,150 I want to be a food tuber, too. 420 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:28,010 Well, you can, with a single food tube system. 421 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:36,870 And now, a song for D .V. 422 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:38,470 from Tim and Eric. 423 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:45,490 Oh, D .V., I wish you were my son. 424 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,120 Oh, DV, I wish you were my son. 425 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,660 You hairy boy, you need a trim. 426 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,980 I'll get you wet for crimber swim. 427 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,420 Oh, DV, I love you more than him. 428 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:23,320 my son oh baby I wish you were my 429 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,320 son 430 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,300 So, Tim, you got to tell me, what are you going to get me for Crimbus this 431 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,020 I'll never tell. 432 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,100 The truth is, I don't know what I'm going to get him for Crimbus. It's the 433 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,240 biggest secret of them all. 434 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,960 Well, what are you going to get me for Crimbus this year? 435 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:33,140 Tim, I'm never going to tell you either. 436 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,460 What am I going to do? I have no idea what to get my best friend for Crimbus. 437 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,140 I'll tell you what we can do. 438 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,680 We can have a tickle -off. 439 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,040 DV here tickles each of us. 440 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:47,810 And the first person to laugh has to tell the other person what they got them 441 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:50,530 for crimbus. Sounds good. It's on. 442 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:52,790 Let the tickling begin. 443 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:58,870 You better tick, tick, tickle and gun. 444 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:02,410 You better tick, tick, tickle and gun. 445 00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:06,950 Tickling. Tickling. Tick, tick, tickling. 446 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,190 I guess it's a stalemate. 447 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:18,430 Well, I guess you'll have to call me, senor Tickleproof. 448 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,330 We'll be right back. 449 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:47,540 And now, a special clinical safety message from here. 450 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,400 Primus is not all about fun and games. 451 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,320 You gotta make sure you stay warm. 452 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,860 You don't want to get frostbite. 453 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,160 Think I'll take a walk through this forest. 454 00:33:57,420 --> 00:34:00,840 Damn, it's cold out here. I know. I'll just put on my gloves. 455 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,600 Oops. I didn't pack my gloves, kids. There's two things I know for sure right 456 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,880 now. There's no squirrels in sight, and I'm definitely gonna get frostbite. 457 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,888 Hit it. 458 00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:14,090 Don't get the bite. 459 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:16,610 Just keep those gloves on. 460 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:20,230 Don't get the bite. Kids, I feel that bite going all through my blood. 461 00:34:20,889 --> 00:34:24,130 Don't get the bite. Damn, I wish there was some squirrels out here to keep me 462 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:28,230 company. Don't get the bite. Oh, no, my ding -dong's frozen. 463 00:34:28,989 --> 00:34:30,110 Don't get the bite. 464 00:34:30,989 --> 00:34:32,710 Just keep those mittens on. 465 00:34:32,969 --> 00:34:34,110 Don't get the bite. 466 00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:36,570 This is the worst pain I've ever experienced, children. 467 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:40,250 I better sit down and conserve some of my energy and my warmth. 468 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,900 I pray to God some squirrel will help me. Just be my friend. 469 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:48,560 Well, my hands are gone. Do I still have my pretty face, children? 470 00:34:49,659 --> 00:34:52,219 Better chop my hand off. It's the only way to save it. 471 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:55,780 Not a bad cut. 472 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,580 Probably stopped the bite from spreading. 473 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,300 Woo! Stings. 474 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,840 Cold meat. 475 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,020 Fresh cut. 476 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,520 Looks like the bite's got to my leg. Guess I'm going to have to chop that 477 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:08,580 too. 478 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:11,990 That's better. 479 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:14,470 Where are the squirrels when you need them? 480 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:16,790 Hey, get back here with my leg. 481 00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:21,170 Now I just gotta wait for help to come. 482 00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:23,670 Don't get the bite. 483 00:35:24,050 --> 00:35:27,690 The bite will take your hand off. Don't get the bite. 484 00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:29,810 It's a bite that'll make you sore. 485 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:31,910 Don't get the bite. 486 00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:34,770 Get your shoes and socks off. 487 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:36,870 Great job. 488 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:40,410 And now, the finale of... 489 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:52,450 Hey, filth pig. Gary, what are you doing here? 490 00:35:52,730 --> 00:35:54,430 Just here picking up some hilarious things. 491 00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:56,110 You can't be here. 492 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:57,590 Oh, what do you mean? 493 00:35:57,970 --> 00:36:01,810 Come on, you little gutter slime. You're looking really disgusting. Gary, this 494 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:05,650 is not right. I'm married to Mr. Henderson. Ah, come on. He's not going 495 00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:06,950 here today. He can't even walk. 496 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:08,870 Excuse me. 497 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:13,080 Oh, my God, you're like a big, fat carnival ride. 498 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,560 I appreciate that. 499 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,880 That smell. 500 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,240 It's me, sir. 501 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,640 That's disgusting. 502 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:23,460 You know what? I was driving over here fantasizing about poisoning you. 503 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,040 Well, look at the two lovebirds. Sir Henderson. 504 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,780 You piece of junk. 505 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,660 You're supposed to be a nurse, and all you're doing is bit. 506 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,500 I've been with my wife. 507 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,360 I'm sorry, sir. 508 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,660 You know what? I can explain everything. 509 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,800 I'm going to poke you. I'm going to poke you until you don't want to be poked. 510 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,720 Wait a minute. Just calm down. 511 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,980 I'm going to make you regret waking up this morning, you piece of trash. 512 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,460 I'm going to make you sweat, you piece of garbage. 513 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,660 I'm going to make you eat dirt. 514 00:37:10,570 --> 00:37:11,570 Drink your own rectal blood! 515 00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:13,410 Drink your own rectal blood! 516 00:37:19,810 --> 00:37:20,310 You 517 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:28,390 go 518 00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:29,390 right to hell! 519 00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:36,490 And you... You big elephant! 520 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:41,200 Yeah, I bet you liked it! His tiny little wick up in your rear. 521 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,800 What I had to do to you for Krimis is open you wide up. 522 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:52,960 And let my wick... I let my... I let my wick do the talking. 523 00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:22,590 very much. That's about it for us here at the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Crimson 524 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:26,670 Fest. Hold on a second, Tim. What about my crimson gift you've been talking 525 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:27,670 about all show? 526 00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:30,710 Ooh, that's right. I want it. Gimme, gimme, gimme. 527 00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:32,050 Gimme, gimme, gimme. 528 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:33,350 I want my present. 529 00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:36,290 All right. I hope you like it. You got it? Come on. 530 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:37,890 Pay attention to cues. 531 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:42,110 Let's go. So, hey, crimson present. 532 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:44,690 Here you go, friend. 533 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:47,970 I hope you enjoy it. Oh, tartar sauce. 534 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:51,930 Thanks a lot, Tim. 535 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:53,410 Well, I know how much you love fish. 536 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:56,850 Actually, I'm highly allergic to fish, so thanks a lot for this. 537 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,129 It's useless. 538 00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:01,090 Well, you can put tartar on just about any other kind of meat you want. 539 00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:03,350 Well, 540 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,710 who cares? How about my gift? Hand it over, pal. 541 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,230 Okay. Dan! 542 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:12,150 Take this. 543 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:16,470 Tim, I thought long and hard on this Christmas present. I hope you like it. 544 00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:23,550 Some wet bathing suits and a paper bag. 545 00:39:25,050 --> 00:39:31,210 I know how much you love the water, so you're welcome. 546 00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:33,330 I can't swim. You know I can't swim. 547 00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:34,690 Oh. Thanks. 548 00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:37,050 Sorry. 549 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,090 What's the matter? 550 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:47,390 Well, D .V., I don't really like what Eric got me for Krimbus this year. 551 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,920 And I don't like what Tim got me for Crimbus. 552 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,580 In fact, I had no idea what to get my best friend for Crimbus this year. 553 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,200 I mean, you're my best friend, but I've never been to your house. I don't know 554 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,480 what your hobbies are. What does that say about our friendship? 555 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,660 I mean, think about it. I couldn't even figure out what you wanted for Crimbus. 556 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:06,940 But you do know what you guys want for Crimbus. 557 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,600 What? What? 558 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,520 What? What? 559 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,560 The answer is deep in your mind. 560 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,180 Would you like for me to act as it for you? 561 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040 Yes. 562 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,780 All right, well, then get over there. 563 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,820 Sure. Anything you say, D .B., he's going to read our minds. 564 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:29,960 I 565 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:40,620 know 566 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:45,500 what I want to get you for Krimbus. And I know what I want to get you for 567 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,800 Krimbus. And so it shall be. 568 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,100 It's the 10 -hour gossip show. Great job. Here's the special DVD. 569 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:20,920 Love a Krimbus DVD. 570 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:22,340 You think you can help out? 571 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:23,940 Sure. 572 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,980 Come on, everybody. Enjoy your DVD. 573 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,660 What a great value, huh? 574 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,860 It's a free DVD. 575 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,200 Take it home. 576 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800 You okay? 577 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:40,380 Yeah. 578 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,100 Hey, DV, what about the wonderful cast we had? 579 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,840 Don't they deserve a Krimbus DVD? 580 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,480 I guess. 581 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:40,960 And Tim and Eric got exactly what they wanted. But what happened to D .V.? 582 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:42,620 D .V. 583 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:46,620 grew up to be Mimi. 584 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,100 You see, D .V. 585 00:42:56,300 --> 00:43:01,920 learned that Krimbus is not what people want. 586 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,140 It's about giving people what they need. 587 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:10,380 Like the Tim and Eric awesome show, Crimbus DVD. 588 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,640 So it was your powers that made you sick? 589 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,560 Yes, very sick. 590 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,780 I almost died. 591 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,340 I want you to read my mind and find out what I want. 592 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:26,140 He's too weak. He'll never make it. 593 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,200 But I want it! Read my mind, you dope! 594 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:30,420 It's okay. 595 00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:32,310 I'll try. 596 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,620 Do you think it was worth it? Was it worth killing a man? 597 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,120 I think it was, Doc. 598 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,960 I think it was. 599 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:41,100 Don't wait. Order the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Crimbus Special 600 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,100 today. 601 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:47,600 Remember, friends, you've got to keep your crimbus bush trimmed. And wet. 602 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,000 Winter man can tell if your bush gets out of hand and not ten and two. And 603 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,660 me, no one likes a messy bush. 604 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,380 Or a dry crimbus bush. 605 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,660 One, two, three. 606 00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,060 Happy crimbus! 607 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,520 Happy crimbus. 608 00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,180 Absolutely.